"Okay, I need to put in a movie....Oooh! How about 'Bourne Supremacy"?"
"Honey, no! We're going to be writing Christmas cards."
He persuses the DVD shelf for a few minutes more and I say, "How about 'Little Women'?"
With an incredulous look, "Not only NO, but...Did you just say that? Really? Did those words just come out of your mouth?"
He goes to check the VHS shelf.
"Jason, could you not find anything up there?"
"Well, you said it had to be Christmassy."
"No, I didn't. I just don't want to watch a shoot-'em-up movie while I'm writing Christmas cards."
"Ooh! I wish I had 'Die Hard'! That's Christmassy AND shoot-'em-up!"
We settled on "Narnia".