So a woman came into work today to drop something off for my boss. From the minute she walked in, I was in awe of and nearly deafened by the distinct female Texan twang. When my boss introduced me to her the lady replied, "So ni-i-ice to meeeet yoooooooooooooooooou." Yeah. Count to four as you say the "yoooooooooooooooou" part of that and you have what I experienced. Seriously. I am not making this up.