It's not a surprise, really. After all, the shed is still filled with old stuff that needs to be taken to the dumpster. However, Jason has put his foot down and is stating adamantly that we will be feeding only Bo and Lola. So I am forced to reconcile myself to something that is standard practice for country living: the necessary "removal" of said random cats.
As a city girl by nature, if I think about this for too long I will cry like a baby and throw myself in front of that shed a la Fern from Charlotte's Web. Instead I have chosen to let Jason do what needs to be done and I just DO NOT need to know about it. La la la la la....
Of course immediately after I made this uncharacteristic decision, I picked up Lola to give her some snuggles.
"Um, Jason? Do you think the kittens could be Lola's?"
"No. Why?"
"Well, when I picked her up, I could feel her nipples. I have never felt them when I've picked her up before..."
"She couldn't be, she's so skinny that it would show."
"Um honey, look at her...she's looking fatter these days."
I lean down and feel her belly.
Aw crap, Lola is totally knocked up. We then proceed to call her a hussy, slut, hoochie, willing to give it up to any Tomcat that comes by, etc.
These kittens will not be "removed". We'll find homes for them and then do what Bob Barker wanted us to do all along: get Lola fixed.
Aside from all the cat drama, the Whirly wedding went off beautifully. I was beyond exhausted today, much more tired than I thought I would be. Still, it was a lovely event and I'm so proud to have played a part. I managed to get some pictures of the happy day...
What a gorgeous wedding!!!! i am obsessed with the bridesmaids dresses!! Where was the reception???
ReplyDeleteGood experience for your Kick Ass Events presidency. Did I mention that I think we should do Chinese take out boxes for Carlye's shower favors?
ReplyDeleteNo, don't cry!
I'm only kidding...
congratulations making it to the end...and on your newest arrivals. I love kitties, no, I don't want one though.
ReplyDeletethere are multiple disturbing things about this blog. first, i don't think your readers understand "removal". second, you felt up a cat. i'm just sayin.
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