Monday, October 15, 2012
Heeding the call to silence
Friday, December 16, 2011
I Brag Freely About This Skill
Tuesday, June 22, 2010
All good things start in North Carolina
And yes, the fact that sugary carbohydrates are a priority in Ree's everyday life is part of why I admire her so.
Ree wrote about the entire box but what especially stood out to her was one salted caramel brownie. Unfortunately, she lives about a thousand miles away from Charlotte and therefore- no daily salted caramel brownies for her. Some folks sent her the recipe for them, she tried it out and voila, Salted Caramel Brownie.
Turns out, the brownie was slowly starting to work its way into the hearts and minds of anyone who saw Ree's post. It grabbed a hold of Traci over at Total Momsense and caused a complete writing block.
{This I understand. I blame my writing block on the fact that Lifetime insists on showing about four episodes of Grey's Anatomy a day. Yes, please!}
I added to the writing block by sending her a post about Salted Caramel Cupcakes and the gauntlet was thrown. The next thing I know, Traci is not only blogging about making said cupcakes, she's come up with a spectacular sounding cupcake recipe and a ridiculously tempting cream cheese icing.
Did I mention she lives up in Franklin, a mere two hours from me? Roadtrip! I'd get to hang out with her and her super fun family, bake an obscenely decadent recipe and poke around the city I lived in twenty years ago.
Lucky for y'all, we video taped our cooking escapades and I took a shot at editing everything together using my fancy new Mac {school computer, and now my PC is dead to me.}
A few observations:
1. I totally hogged the camera and was pretty much useless in the kitchen. I could say it was for the sake of photojournalism, but let's be honest- there's nothing a drama queen loves more than a camera. Been that way since I was seven, folks.
2. Traci was infinitely more patient with the caramel than I would have been. I took notes on how to handle frustration in the kitchen without throwing things.
3. For those of you who don't read Traci's blog regularly {and you should}, you need to know that Coach is her husband and he likes to clean. A lot. Especially when he's nervous or anxious. It's quite endearing.
Watch, be inspired and go make these cupcakes!
Monday, January 25, 2010
The Sun’ll Come Out…
When? Oh, when will the sun come out?! After sub-freezing temperatures through Christmas break and New Year’s we had more sub-freezing temperatures and nothin’ but grey skies. Can you say indoor recess? Now, normally I adore indoor recess. Kids play sweetly and quietly while I grade papers {or surf the web}….
Yeah, not so much with this group.
Mostly, I spend the time mediating spats over the Twister game, reminding the boys the Jenga pieces are for building not throwing, and begging my resident drama queens that play “kittens” to keep their meows down to a dull roar. Fun times, right? Finally, the temps rose above freezing and we were released to head back outside for recess. Hallelujah!
And then the rain came. Sigh.
Besides throwing a wrench in my recess plans, all this arctic wet weather has seriously derailed my running routine. Because, honestly, what would you rather do on your Christmas/New Year’s break? Run outside in nineteen degrees or snuggle up inside with your hubby and make super yummy Pioneer Woman recipes? I hate to break it to y’all, but the Pioneer Woman won and won big.
So I’m off my running game. I’m amazed {and a little worried} that after just a few weeks off, I feel so sluggish. A few pounds have snuck their way back in but that’s not a major concern for me. That’s not what the lifestyle change was about after all. Instead I want to feel that energy and strength that comes when I’m running three to four times a week. Not to mention the gloriously deep sleep that follows it. Because, note to self? Indulging the eleven o’clock late night craving for popcorn does not a full night’s sleep make.
What I’ve learned when I’m off my game is that it is vitally important to just take that one step back into the healthy routine. I managed to nail down a three mile run today and plan to do several more before the rain returns on Thursday.
The darn, danged, rob-me-of-my-indoor-recess-peace rain.
Anybody have some stellar indoor games I can teach my kids? Because Twister may just be the death of me yet.
Monday, June 15, 2009
I’m sure my future self will thank me one day
{Sorry to be gone so long but I’ve been working on some technical issues with the ol’ blog. All is well now! However, I do want to make you aware of one teensy change. I have turned on comment moderating, so please don’t be alarmed if your comment doesn’t appear after you hit “Publish Your Comment”. It will shortly. Ok, moving on…}
Perhaps you recall that a while back I spoke of a dream, a goal, really. And perhaps you’ve noticed a couple of new images over in my sidebar. {No, really, go look. I’ll wait…All caught up? Ok, good.} You might have even noticed a while back when the image in my sidebar under the topic “What I Am Pursuing” was a picture of that she-devil, Jillian, and her latest phenomenon known as The Thirty Day Shred.
Around my house it is now known as The I Tried It For Two Days & My Body Staged A Mutiny.
Nope, it’s just been too long since the old girl was truly active. My muscles were screaming things at me like, “No, really, we’d like to help you sit down and travel down steps in the next two days! For the love of all that is holy and good in this world, please stop!” So I did. Mind you, I did some power walking in the days that followed but no consistent exercise has been seen in these parts since then.
What followed my flailing leap off of The Shred bandwagon were several weeks of preservative filled crap, general slothfulness and an overwhelming sense of lethargy. Something needed to change but I wasn’t sure what.
Oh, who am I kidding?! I knew exactly what needed to change, I was just too busy seeing how many consecutive meals could consist of generic boxes of Mac & Cheese.
The thing is I’m actually surrounded by people who eat healthy/organic/vegetarian. My sister, two of my cousins, several in-laws and my mom. What really got me thinking was a conversation I had with Mom two weeks ago. She has had chronic foot problems for almost two years now and has had two surgeries in an attempt to get things working again with not much progress. In January she made a commitment to eat better, specifically to eat more fruits and vegetables and less foods that consisted of mostly preservatives. In our conversation I noted that I hadn’t heard her complaining about her foot lately and asked how it was doing. She responded, “Well, you haven’t heard me say anything because since January the pain has gone from a 10 to a 2. I think between eating more cleanly and losing some weight, it’s really helped.”
I looked at the boxes of Mac & Cheese and yet another package of Nestle Tollhouse Ultimates -Chocolate Chip Lovers Cookie Dough lying on the checkout belt at Walmart, heaved a sigh and a switch flipped in my brain.
It can’t be a diet, it’s got to be a lifestyle.
First, I made a trip to Greenlife Grocery {a local natural food store, it’s awesome!} and scouted out an herbal cleanse. I wasn’t going to go too crazy with some sort of massive colon flush-out thing, but I knew from talking to some folks that a general cleanse could be beneficial to get rid of some toxins and such. I found one created by Renew Life called “First Cleanse”. Perfect.
Knowing that the cleanse was going to be ridding my body of junk built up from all the preservative laden food, I have actually been more motivated than usual to eat fresh foods and lots of protein. I loaded the fridge & freezer with all manner of veggies, fruits, fish, chicken and low-fat dairy. I also purchased a package or four of Crystal Light, some yummy teas and vowed to drink more water. The other ingredient to this life change is Benefiber.
I know, it put me dangerously close to the Metamucil. I had visions of me prematurely being eighty-something and wondered if I should go back to the front of Walmart and grab one of those electric carts.
But seriously, when you do a cleanse, they recommend that you up your fiber intake because the fiber acts to trap the toxins and then helps as they are…um….naturally eliminated from your body. Bonus: fiber makes you feel fuller longer. I mix it in my hot tea, Crystal Light and even milk. I’ve definitely noticed that my in-between meal cravings are significantly less and I think that’s due to the added fiber I’m getting through the Benefiber powder.
I’m only through the first week, but I feel different. More alert, sleeping better, less lethargy. In short, I no longer feel like a giant slob. My taste buds are slowly waking up and I’m realizing just how good fresh food is without loads of butter or salt. Or powdered orange cheese. I’ve lost 3 1/2 pounds which is a pretty normal amount for when I first start watching what I eat. It’s unlikely that I’ll lose that amount each week from here on out, but I’ll take it.
Lest I mislead you, let it be known that I did make my first pound cake this past week and served it up with some strawberries and fresh whipped cream.
And I drank some seriously sweet tea. I’ve done some freaky diets in my past and I’m bound and determined that this lifestyle change isn’t going to leave me deprived.
After all, what’s a Southern Drama Queen without her sweet tea?
Thursday, February 05, 2009
A Shower of a Different Color
When Debbie told us that she was pregnant with her second set of twins (I literally had to pull my car over when she told me the news over the phone), we knew that the standard for KAE was raised and this next shower would have to be something truly unique. Debbie's requests were simple:
a.) No gifts- as they already had most of what they needed from the first go-round
b.) Have it after the babies were born so that she could enjoy an adult beverage
And so, the non-baby shower cocktail party was born.
Our roles in KAE are well established so I handled creating and sending the invitations while Carlye and Anna crafted an amazing menu using Debbie's favorite foods as a starting point. Now, here's what you need to know about Debbie's faves (and she would freely admit this herself): the more processed the food, the better. So in a style eerily reminiscent of a Top Chef Quickfire Challenge, they took all of Debbie's favorite foods and recreated them a la gourmet. Behold, the inspirations...But the food, the food! Oh, it was amazing. Feast your eyes on this...
We mingled, we ate, drank and were merry.
Friday, November 28, 2008
Total Sloth
I am here to tell you unashamedly that it has been sheer perfection.
Originally, I had big plans to get up and hit the Black Friday sales. Not because I have that much shopping to do or because I am bound and determined to get the best deals. I was just kind of curious to see what all the fuss is about.
But then I woke up and the alarm clock said 9:38. I think it was at that moment that staying in my pjs all day won out over curiosity.
I also watched copious amount of girly reality TV. Until our recent acquirement of cable and the Oxygen channel, I had no idea that I was missing the delightful antics of Tori and Dean. Also, in case you were wondering, Kimora is still fabulous and her daughters are still divas-in-training.
You're welcome.
Our Thanksgiving turned out to be quite the cozy little day after all. I spent the majority of the afternoon in the kitchen and have never been happier to do so. As I baked and baked and baked I realized that I am extremely grateful to have grown up in a home where cooking from scratch was the norm. Oh sure, shortcuts were taken from time to time and I certainly wasn't a stranger to take-out as a kid. But by and large, I watched my mom, aunts and Grandmother craft many a meal from recipes tried and true.
Jason grew up that way too, even more so since his family lived out on a farm. So yet another perk of being his wife is getting to share the kitchen with him. And for the record, if sharing counter space means that I also get to enjoy a slow dance for no reason except the mood just struck us...well then, my love, you can have all the counter space you want.
Thursday, November 27, 2008
Oh, How I Am Thankful...
Do you see? Take a moment to savor all the beautiful clean white space upon which we can cook. I know I have. Oh, it is heaven indeed! My wonderful miracle worker of a husband solved our sink problems and we are in business.
So, as I was preparing to print out the recipe for PW's rolls I thought to myself, "Self, ('cause that's what I call myself when I'm talking to myself) you don't need to print out the recipe. You have wireless internet. And countertop to spare. Take your laptop into the kitchen!"
And so I did. Along with a few other things that help me get in the cooking mood. Can you spot them?
I've gathered my gang of ingredients. They are ready to help me satisfy our carb cravings.
And by tonight, I hope to add a thing of true beauty to our Thanksgiving table...
(Last photo courtesy of Pioneer Woman. I can only hope my rolls will look this yummy.)Oh, and bonus? I got to see this just mere moments ago. Hey, we're all thankful for something and well, the time to celebrate Baby Jesus is drawing near...
Tuesday, November 25, 2008
This Recipe Approved By The Cruise Aunts
We have determined that we are going to spend Thanksgiving on our own this year. Which is fine. Not ideal, but fine. I told Abby this afternoon, as long as I know ahead of time, I can set that picture in my mind and just roll with it. At the very least this means the TV is mine!all mine! for the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade.
Jason braved the Super Walmart crowds tonight for a grocery run and we have all the fixin's for a traditional Thanksgiving supper. Except the turkey. If the two of us managed to finish off even a small turkey, the tryptophan coma that would follow....my word.
So Jason will handle the roast chicken, mashed potatoes and stuffing. I'm going to try Pioneer Woman's Dinner Rolls instead of leaving it to Sister Schubert this year. For me, it's not Thanksgiving (or Christmas, for that matter) if I don't make the Cruise Family recipe for Sweet Potato Casserole. As a kid, this was the one dish on Grandmother's buffet for which I needed no convincing to take a helping. Ok, so I was usually the grandkid that finished it off. What can I say? The love of all things sweet is a genetic thing in our family.
Back in my Trinity days, my students would develop a menu for our Thanksgiving party. That first year, I carefully manuevered the Sweet Potato Casserole into the line-up and I might have rigged the class voting so that it made the final cut. For the four years after that I simply pulled rank and told the kids as Queen of the Classroom this dish was a given. Trust me, after that first bite I never heard a complaint. Seriously. Fourth graders willingly eating sweet potatoes. It's a beautiful thing.
- 3 cups sweet potatoes/yams (I used the canned kind, Aunt Melba swears that you have to use fresh ones. I'll leave it up to you.)
- 1/2 cup sugar
- 1/2 teaspoon salt
- 1/2 stick margarine - softened
- 1/2 cup milk
- 2 eggs
- 1 teaspoon vanilla
Combine the following ingredients and sprinkle on top of the sweet potato mixture:
- 1 cup brown sugar
- 1 cup chopped pecans
- 1/2 cup self-rising flour
- 1/2 stick margarine - melted
Tuesday, July 22, 2008
I actually have TOO much to blog about.
So, let's take a look at the quiche he made, Pioneer Woman style...
First, start with your crust. In this case, Jason MADE this crust. I'm so in awe of him right now...
Of course you need eggs for a quiche. Ours come straight from the hen house. Another perk of living in TCH.
Cheese is necessary too. We're too lazy to actually hand grate. Bag o' Cheese, the way of the champion chef.
Here he is, my own personal chef. I'd like to point out that, yes, that is a Carolina ballcap. And that towel? It's a permanent fixture when he cooks.
His concentration is so nonchalant. I love him so. Whisk away, my love.
He decided that shrimp would be the other key ingredient. We like to keep beef, chicken and shrimp in our freezer. Options, people. I need them.
Milk, it does a body good. We only had the fat-free kind in the fridge. Jason calls it white water. This fact would come back to haunt us later. Note to self: only use whole milk for quiches. (Do you see how fast he's moving? Intense, this man.)
Quiet, folks. This stuff doesn't just make itself. J needs to concentrate.
What's that? Who's at the back door? Our two mangy mutts. Begging, of course.
They think if they sit pretty, they'll get something. Can't you just hear them saying "Pleeeeeease?"
Ok, back to business. My job was to pull tails and dice the shrimp. Usually, I just stand around and look pretty when J is cooking, but I was glad to pitch in this time.
Ok, everything's mixed and poured!
Hmmmm, too much shrimp in the middle. Let's make this a little more even...
Jason's whisk action is so fast the camera can barely catch it!
And into a 325 degree oven...
Wow, 7:18. This is going to be a late dinner.
Forty-seven minutes!? A really late dinner. In my family, we call that "Eating With The Hamiltons." We're working on the trademark.
And voila!
The crust was sheer perfection. The stuffing delightfully cheesy.
Folks, it's official. I married up.
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I can't believe our sweet new kitties only got one comment yesterday! So here's some more pictures. The Country House Kittens- Day Two. Still sleeping. Still eating.







