Ode to My Bridesmaid Dress
My sister found your brilliant color,
at which I gazed in silent horror.
I took the measurements for the fit,
and hoped at the wedding we'd all be lit.
Mom picked your style for it's flowing grace,
and I plan to leave the reception in haste.
Lu will probably kill me for this ode,
but I hope she sees it's just a joke.
I can't wait to wear you on her day,
but steal the show in you, I just may.
Don't underestimate my hot bod,
for cameras will flash to make a montage.
Men will swoon and women will swear,
I'll be the cutest bridesmaid ever and anywhere!
(By Allie Unger)