"p.s. you need a new headline and when have you ever been 5'5"???!!!
options for your new headline:
1. the ol' ball 'n chain
2. Marriage rocks my socks!
3. My husband is better than yours
4. I had a keg at my wedding, so booyah!
5. That's Petree, not "peach tree"
and the ever contoversial #6 certain to offend all the unattached people in your life.....
6. I would never go back to being single! Suckers!!"