Brooke has worked at Surprises for over a year now.
Brooke and I are about the same height and have similar coloring.
Brooke left to have a baby just a little bit after I started to work at Surprises.
I am not Brooke.
I am not pregnant.
I did not have a baby.
DO NOT ASK ME IF I AM OR IF I HAVE.
I will not be nice, polite or even civil to the next person who asks me.
SO DON'T ASK.