"Knox, this new position that you've taken on the chair is cracking me up!"
(While he peruses the contents of our fridge) "Honey, how many syllables are in the word 'chair'?"
"Well, you just turned it into four. Ch-aa-aa-aair!"
"No, I didn't!"
"Yes you did! You sounded like Melba!"
And my life goal is accomplished.